Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

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Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by Atticus23 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:15 pm

This is obviously a satirical decision, but includes good law school material -- on constitutional, civ pro, defamation even. I thought law students might get a kick out of this, if you need a break.

Read decision here: https://juriscrudence.home.blog/


"....The constitutional basis for review of the present case is clear. The allegations against Mr. Cosby have had a detrimental impact on interstate commerce — specifically, sales of Fat Albert t-shirts on Amazon’s website have plummeted since allegations against Mr. Cosby first appeared. Moreover, leveled against Mr. Cosby are allegations that he made minimum contacts in all 50 states with females of various ethnicities, thereby invoking diversity jurisdiction. Lastly, considering nearly half this country grew up watching Dr. Huxtable, whether Defendant is relegated to sucking Jell-O Pudding Pops in prison for the remainder of his life is indeed a national concern, and thus, constitutes a FFFFederal Question. (Emphasis added.)"


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Re: Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by ymmv » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:27 pm

This is almost criminally unfunny.

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Re: Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by UVA2B » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:38 pm

ymmv wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:27 pm
This is almost criminally unfunny.

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Re: Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by Pleasy E » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:20 pm

ymmv wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:27 pm
This is almost criminally unfunny.
okay true but FFFFFederal question was a tiny bit funny.

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Re: Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by Atticus23 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:33 am

maybe i quoted the wrong part. the rest of the decision is kind of fun i thought.

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Re: Kavanaugh's First Decision - BILL COSBY INNOCENT

Post by newforumwhodis » Thu Oct 25, 2018 11:15 am

UVA2B wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:38 pm
ymmv wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:27 pm
This is almost criminally unfunny.
even more criminal that they made the exact same post on the old site.

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